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Everyone has lists like “Top 30 books I read last year” “Top books of the decade” “Top 10 Friday”. I always struggle with these because they are so vague and I’ve read so many books I’d consider of equal quality how the fuck do I pick 10… so it bloats to 50 and it becomes unmanageable and basically pointless.

Imma do different lists, they’re gonna be themed. I’ll just pick 5 – 10  books that best embody the theme

  • It’s Dangerous to Go Alone – Group going on a mission
  • My Name is {enter book title here} Prepare to Die! – Vengeance
  • And I Want. You. Back.  – getting back with your old flame
  • And Now For Something Completely Different  – unique, weird, totally different kinds of reads
  • I’m on a Boat  – Ship stuff
  • Do You Believe In Magic? – magic heavy books. hard magic systems
  • WTF Was That? – think Library at Mt. Char
  • Try Not to Laugh  – Comedy
  • Cry Me a River – Kick you in the feels books
  • Humans are Boring – Non-Human POVs
  • Bite My Shiny Metal Ass – Snarky MC’s
  • Just Bang Already! – Slow burn romance
  • There’s No Place Like Home – Slice of Life
  • Elementary My Dear Watson – Mystery’s
  • It’s ALIVE! – undead shit
  •  Keep Your Friends Close, But Your Enemies Closer – Political backstabbing and betrayal fuckery
  • War Were Declared – war shit
  • I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore  – sci fi leaving Earth
  • D’OH! – a list of fuckups
  • DOOM DOOOOOMMMM – End of the world
  • Double, Double, Toil and Trouble – Witches

I’ll probably think of some more, maybe drop some of these that are hard to pin down, it’s a work in progress. Let me know if there’s a particular trope you’d like to see up there.

This post and all future list posts are brought to you by procrastination. I was thinking about how many books I read last year that I didn’t review since I was shut down… but that I’d still like to review…I panicked and came up with this,